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Stupid Father Humor 

During your teenage years, you develop an "edgy" sense of humor that all the adults at your dad's get-togethers seem to lack while they interact in their suits and such.

As you develop this "edgy" sense of "humor" (see: Stupid Teenage Humor), you begin to notice how dumb your father's sense of humor is, and thus begin to cringe every time he tries to tell a joke at the dinner table, or worse, in front of your friends! Even if your dad manages to say something funny, you discard it as Stupid Father Humor. Because your father's old and that makes people stupid and unfunny but you know what? You're stupid. (Stupid Teenage Humor)
Dad: "Hey son, how's that garsh darn science project coming along?
Son: "It's OK dad."
Dad: "You werkin' hard or hardly werkin'? Huckhuckhuckhuck
Son: "...masturbating." snickersnick-"uh oh, I have to adjust my retainer"-snikersnikerI'msoedgy

Stupid Father Humor. Why do I have to use the word in the example? Is this tenth grade again?
Stupid Father Humor by wb777 July 23, 2011

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026