Stumplet 

A small chunk of hair

“Jennifer can you just cut off a stumplet”

Stumplet by Stumpgirl December 1, 2018

stumpet 

(v): Sticking a partially missing limb (a stump) into someone's mouth. This will cause the receiver to make a muttering, unpleasant sound, that of which an inexperienced trumpeter would make.

I was trying to be nice to this handicap amputee... But he tried to stumpet me.

stumpet by ncreel December 8, 2014

Stumpled 

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.

"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."

Stumpled by Kahrispy October 13, 2011

Stumples 

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."

Stumples by DGFab January 11, 2009

Stumple 

Act of a stubbled beard masking over pimples.

"Kyle is in need of major hygiene"
"Yeah or he should grow a stumple"

Stumple by keefington January 27, 2009

stimpleton 

Harry Potter's long lost twin, introduced in book 7 and a half. One who trains Harry's owl and wraps his broom present.

More of stimpleton on the 7 and a half book soon to come.

stimpleton by rowling August 22, 2006

stumples 

Pimples on an amputees stump.

Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples

stumples by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas January 4, 2009