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slump-hump 

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.
Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump-hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.
slump-hump by Narbonne October 1, 2009

Stump Humper 

Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.
1. Tommy-Jim over there got a nasty rash from being a stump humper.
Stump Humper by Joey Logic February 23, 2008

stump humper 

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant
Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night
stump humper by cornholio November 23, 2004

slump hump 

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.
Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.
slump hump by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012

Stump Humper 

Hes just a stump humper, all he does is climb those wood poles to do his work.

stump humping 

Is when you drill a hole into a stump and use that hole for sexual purposes
Dave: I went on a camping trip with Trevor and I'm pretty sure we went stump humping
stump humping by PenguinFlyer November 30, 2015