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You fuck with me, you stuck with me 

When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.
Girl: "That's too crazy..."

Friend : "Sorry sista, You fuck with me, you stuck with me"

I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me! 

When you are stuck in a bad situation,but you are decided to take the person who dragged you into it down with you.
Also used to try and assert dominance over someone.
"Michael Reeves is the definition of:I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!"

*Insert taser sounds and yells of panic*

Suck Me With a Breastpump

Suck me with a breastpump, i just won $1000 dollars!

Shoot Me With A Stick 

When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do
Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick
Shoot Me With A Stick by alla gomma October 26, 2019

Hit me with your rhythm stick

Girl: Hit me with your rhythm stick big boy!

Boy: No way you slut.

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool 

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.
Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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