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stuck turd 

An extremely officious and bossy person.

A boss who cares more for rules than performance.

A person whose presence is as welcom as a stuck turd.
Joanne is a real stuck turd.
stuck turd by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

turd stuck sideways 

An undramatic event that someone makes dramatic.
Sue called her boyfriend every time she had a turd stuck sideways.
turd stuck sideways by vanco April 14, 2009

turd stick 

A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms turd and stick.
George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.
turd stick by Googles January 11, 2004

Suck My Turd

a quality come back when "get fucked" just won't do
BEN: Hey, I banged your girlfriend last night

TOM: Suck my turd dude
Suck My Turd by SceneOne August 22, 2010

Turd Stick 

Black penis, especially when a black penis is inserted into a white vagina, it looks like the white lady is pooping out of her vag. The thicker the black dick, the bigger the turd.
Person A: "Seen the latest Blacked video?"
Person B: "Nah I don't watch turd sticks, looks like poop every time."
Turd Stick by Whites Are Gapes April 19, 2019

turd on a stick 

A piece of crap on a stick that is perfect for eatting.