stuck turd

Adjective: Onerous, offensive, burdensome.

I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

stuck turd

An extremely officious and bossy person.

A boss who cares more for rules than performance.

A person whose presence is as welcom as a stuck turd.

Joanne is a real stuck turd.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

turd stuck sideways

An undramatic event that someone makes dramatic.

Sue called her boyfriend every time she had a turd stuck sideways.

by vanco April 14, 2009