stuck turd

I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.
by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005
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stuck turd

An extremely officious and bossy person.

A boss who cares more for rules than performance.

A person whose presence is as welcom as a stuck turd.
Joanne is a real stuck turd.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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turd stuck sideways

An undramatic event that someone makes dramatic.
Sue called her boyfriend every time she had a turd stuck sideways.
by vanco April 14, 2009
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