Suck My Dog

To be used as an alternative to the classic phrase suck my cock suck my dog works well when the former statement would be inappropriate (weddings, funerals, meeting the girlfriends parents etc) as it alludes merely to eating a hot dog as opposed to the other person getting on their knees and sucking you off

Man 1: your ex girlfriend is online telling everyone you're bad in bed

Man 2: well she can go and suck my dog

by SceneOne March 09, 2011

DASBFG

An acronym of the term "Dumb As Shit But Fucking Gorgeous"

wow, that girlfriend of mine is DASBFG

by SceneOne November 14, 2009

Buffyfied

To make oneself, another person, or an object resemble something or someone from the television show Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Man: hey, you look just like Sarah Michelle Gellar

Woman: Yes, I Buffyfied myself

by SceneOne April 11, 2010

Dangly Wangers

a pair of massive wangers or breasts which hang at a disturbingly low altitude. usually drooping somewhere around her stomach, or in severe cases, around her knees.

Wow, did you see the dangly wangers on that 83 year old nun?

by SceneOne September 08, 2010

Mate Mail

The complete opposite of Hate Mail Mate Mail is either a letter or an email from your best friends.

I turned on my computer today and had a ton of Mate Mail waiting for me

by SceneOne September 06, 2010

Suck My Turd

a quality come back when "get fucked" just won't do

BEN: Hey, I banged your girlfriend last night

TOM: Suck my turd dude

by SceneOne August 22, 2010