strippocrit
strippocrit by JesusFrenzy November 25, 2011
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Strippostitute
One who not only strip teases but also cock teases on stage, and with the right amount of money will go home with you. Normally found in hole in the wall strip clubs where women with dentures and 300+ pound crack addicts shake their ass.
"Yo, Dustin got pretty sloppy last night at the tittyflop, where did he go?
"Dude, he left with that busted one-legged strippostitute"
"Dude, he left with that busted one-legged strippostitute"
Strippostitute by dowork44 January 15, 2012
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stripperitis
An affliction experienced by women working in any kind of gentleman's club. Similar to stripper pretty, but sufferers are much more delusional and self-important. The sufferer will think she is the most desirable woman alive, although nothing could be further from the truth! Likely cause of this, is listening to too many desperate customers telling her very exaggerated nonsense. She begins to believe that ALL of it is true. Upon contracting stripperitis, a previously nice thoughtful woman, will become a TOTAL attention whore. She will expect EVERYONE (including other women) to tolerate her narcissistic behavior, mood swings, drama, pleas for money, demands for food and attention, and overall tyrannical childish behavior. She will expect constant ass-kissing, favors, and money, and become enraged if it's not given.
Daniel had me buy her drinks all night, made me carry her bags to the car, then asked me for $500.00 dollars to pay her electric bill. I'm not her boyfriend, or baby's daddy, she definitely has stripperitis.
stripperitis by pussycontrol November 17, 2009
stripperittis
the ailment in which one becomes stupid and is drawn sexually to strippers believing someday the stripper will truly love them. This can lead to many other diseases as one probably could guess.
stripperittis by thedollface July 2, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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