stretten 

A man that acts or talks like a homosexual.

Dude, my friend is totally Stretten

stretten by CRAZYFROGSDICK June 30, 2017

Stratten's Law 

A social rule that goes, "The younger and hotter a women is, the more she dates losers."

Origin: Dorthy Stratten, who at age 20 was one of the youngest Playmates of the Year. She felt obligated to date her high school boyfriend who "discovered" her for the Playboy Empire. Supposedly when she was planning to dump him, the boyfriend killed her in a murder-suicide.

What you expect, Stratten's Law at work again.

Stratten's Law by Steve-er July 7, 2011

Church Stretton 

A small "town" the size of a village in Shropshire, loved by old people and sad hikers, hated by lovers of fun and entertainment.

2. anywhere with a large conservative majority

Sad old couple: Church Stretton is beautiful!

Kid: No it isn't! There's fuck all to do

Church Stretton by Winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink December 13, 2010

stretton

Fucking bangin'

Them strettons are unreal

stretton by Boopie99 March 6, 2018

stretton

stupid depressed manipulating bitches who would kill themselves for attention

omg you're such a stretton

stop being a stretton
its giving stretton

stretton by just a guy_142 March 21, 2023