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Stratten's Law 

A social rule that goes, "The younger and hotter a women is, the more she dates losers."

Origin: Dorthy Stratten, who at age 20 was one of the youngest Playmates of the Year. She felt obligated to date her high school boyfriend who "discovered" her for the Playboy Empire. Supposedly when she was planning to dump him, the boyfriend killed her in a murder-suicide.
What you expect, Stratten's Law at work again.
Stratten's Law by Steve-er July 7, 2011
Related Words

Church Stretton 

A small "town" the size of a village in Shropshire, loved by old people and sad hikers, hated by lovers of fun and entertainment.

2. anywhere with a large conservative majority
Sad old couple: Church Stretton is beautiful!

Kid: No it isn't! There's fuck all to do
Them strettons are unreal
stretton by Boopie99 March 6, 2018
stupid depressed manipulating bitches who would kill themselves for attention
omg you're such a stretton

stop being a stretton
its giving stretton
stretton by just a guy_142 March 21, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022