strechtable

to be stretchy and move in ways like no other

“i am strechtable. wait i meant vegetable.”

strechtable by phebz713 October 19, 2019

Shlechtables 

1.
a drug or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.

2. Illegally obtained drugs for recreation use.

3. Alcohol

Steve walked in to the party and asked if there were any shlechtables

Shlechtables by Nojobjoe April 23, 2017

streetable

A girl is streetable if she looks minimally decent enough that you can take out and not be embarrassed if your friends see you out with her.

I am taking her out on Saturday night since she is streetable.

streetable by Funphil December 26, 2005

streetable

The point at which a divorced person is over the "ex" and able to be involved in an new relationship.

He just divorced last week. He is not streetable yet.

streetable by kathymarie April 11, 2007