salami hider

He's not interested in a relationship; he's just a salami hider looking to hide the salami!
by Funphil December 04, 2007
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streetable

A girl is streetable if she looks minimally decent enough that you can take out and not be embarrassed if your friends see you out with her.
I am taking her out on Saturday night since she is streetable.
by Funphil December 26, 2005
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