The king of the portal. Famous for movies like "wordB/word", and "Dickie Mouse".
StrawberryClock put his black coat on
Started singin' a song
Actin' like James Bond Slick but sassy, hanging out with Lassie
Drinking Martinis and being classy
StrawberryClock was the Flash animator that saved Newgrounds. By submitting Flash many found crappy to the portal, everyone hated him, but the attention also turned to the vast amount of crappy Flash popping up in the Portal at that time. It was in Newgrounds darkest hour, that the Clock Crew was formed. They saved Newgrounds, and also put an end to the anti-StrawberryClock campaign. Then, StrawberryClock was crowned the King of the Portal, and forever he will be. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB. I want to drive! :P
StrawberryClock is the king of teh Portal!
The most comforting Eddsworld blog on tumblr. You can just chill with strawb and have fun.
They are most likely to freak out when they find out that they're known. They are also known to be colabrows/Eddpaul central.
Person: Man, I wish that I can find a good and comforting Eddsworld blog that has colabrows/Eddpaul in it.
Me: Check out Strawberryrosewood.
Person: Maybe later.
Me: I will slit your ankles, check them out now.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.