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strawberry swirly

to fuck a woman while shes mensturating (having a period)
hey fuckface
what
have you had a strawberry swirly
no but i have had a strawberry
you are so twatiotic
i know
strawberry swirly by Jackroll April 22, 2006

strawberry swirly

Cherie was riding the cotton pony, but Tony was so desperate for a bunk up he asked her if he could have a strawberry swirly.
strawberry swirly by Dunky Oggins December 5, 2003

Strawberry Swirl 

After a man ejaculates on a womans mouth, he punches her in the nose. This causes blood to flow over her mouth and the ejaculum. The man then takes either his hand, or his penis, and applies it to the woman's face, making a circular motion, which creates a pinwheel swirling effect.
After ejaculating over the woman's face, Roger swiftly dashes his fist into her nose, creating a flow of blood that covers his body art. In an attempt to remove his faux paux, he rubs his hand over her face in a circular motion, creating a swirling effect, or 'Strawberry Swirl'.
Strawberry Swirl by Robert Wicker January 13, 2008

strawberry swirl 

a sexual act: while recieving a blowjob right before ejaculation punch the woman in the nose and add the semen to the blood and swirl with penis
after a rouseing hummer TT proceeded in an unannouced strawberry swirl much to her shagrin
strawberry swirl by spudder69 September 16, 2005

Strawberry Swirl 

No violence please. After fucking a girl on the rag, cum on her (anywhere) and rub your bloody cock in it... Voila, Strawberry Swirl.
After releasing my massive load on her stomach, I made a Strawberry Swirl.
Strawberry Swirl by Jiveass September 18, 2006

strawberry swirl 

when you fuck a girl on the rag and when your done you slap your bloody dick on her face
april didn't like the strawberry swirl i gave her last night
strawberry swirl by Mikeagod March 21, 2005
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