stratejizz 

(n) the act of masturbating while strategically planning your future sexual or romantic conquest.

Larry: "Man, you wanna tap dat ass? You just gotta stratejizz!"
Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."

stratejizz by Izzybel13 December 18, 2013

stratejizz 

(V) The act of preemptively masturbating in pursuit of post-nut clarity.

To purposefully find the answer to a complex question or scenario through post-nut clarity.

Glad I decided to stratejizz instead of strategize... as soon as I achieved post-nut nirvana, the answer was clear!

stratejizz by Jacques De Gatineau May 10, 2021

Strategize 

Verb of Strategy: The action of coming up with a strategy.

Thinking strategically about a situation or business challenge.

A contemporary non-word that has gained acceptance as appropriate business terminology.

After the focus group results are tabulated we will strategize the best communication tactic based on the insights obtained.

I had been strategizing for weeks as to how I would complete the assignment on time and within budget.

Strategize by WTZ_82 February 5, 2008

stratejism 

Noun, Used in advertising and marketing to describe the habits of poor strategists.

When you read a blog, a tweet, or hear something, believe it to be true, and instantly turn it into what you believe is a sound strategy without much thought. It feels really good, but only lasts a short while because it is quickly disproven.

"I don't think that's going to work at all, sounds like you stratejismed."

stratejism by marketman December 3, 2013

Stratajizzin' 

1) The act of a salesperson developing an over-the-top strategy to entice a client they will never get.

2) The act of one lazy salesperson developing a plan to underhandedly take business from a co-worker in hopes of stealing their commission.

(example 1)
Prisilla: Do you think Randall's design presentation will be what Tom is looking for?

Bryan: Not even close. He's totally off base, and is taking it too far. He's stratajizzin' all over his idea.

(example 2)
Patty: I had a call with Jane today. She just introduced me to a client that is planning to place a huge order tomorrow. I can't wait to see where my next quarter numbers come in.

Brad: I'd watch out Patty, I just heard Russell on the phone with Jane too. He's been in his office all afternoon stratajizzin' in his pants trying to figure out how he can get a hold of your new client and that big order too.

Stratajizzin' by FishaDisha August 13, 2010

Stratajizzing 

When someone is getting off while planning, or on seeing a carefully laid plan or strategy come to fruition.

Light Yagami was Stratajizzing over how to get L into one of his traps.

My boyfriend was stratajizzing over a fire emblem game.

Stratajizzing by Tagger nolate May 18, 2023