Larry: "Man, you wanna tap dat ass? You just gotta stratejizz!"
Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."
Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."
by Izzybel13 December 18, 2013
Get the stratejizz mug.(V) The act of preemptively masturbating in pursuit of post-nut clarity.
To purposefully find the answer to a complex question or scenario through post-nut clarity.
To purposefully find the answer to a complex question or scenario through post-nut clarity.
Glad I decided to stratejizz instead of strategize... as soon as I achieved post-nut nirvana, the answer was clear!
by Jacques De Gatineau May 10, 2021
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Verb of Strategy: The action of coming up with a strategy.
Thinking strategically about a situation or business challenge.
A contemporary non-word that has gained acceptance as appropriate business terminology.
Thinking strategically about a situation or business challenge.
A contemporary non-word that has gained acceptance as appropriate business terminology.
After the focus group results are tabulated we will strategize the best communication tactic based on the insights obtained.
I had been strategizing for weeks as to how I would complete the assignment on time and within budget.
I had been strategizing for weeks as to how I would complete the assignment on time and within budget.
by WTZ_82 February 5, 2008
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When you read a blog, a tweet, or hear something, believe it to be true, and instantly turn it into what you believe is a sound strategy without much thought. It feels really good, but only lasts a short while because it is quickly disproven.
When you read a blog, a tweet, or hear something, believe it to be true, and instantly turn it into what you believe is a sound strategy without much thought. It feels really good, but only lasts a short while because it is quickly disproven.
by marketman December 3, 2013
Get the stratejism mug.1) The act of a salesperson developing an over-the-top strategy to entice a client they will never get.
2) The act of one lazy salesperson developing a plan to underhandedly take business from a co-worker in hopes of stealing their commission.
2) The act of one lazy salesperson developing a plan to underhandedly take business from a co-worker in hopes of stealing their commission.
(example 1)
Prisilla: Do you think Randall's design presentation will be what Tom is looking for?
Bryan: Not even close. He's totally off base, and is taking it too far. He's stratajizzin' all over his idea.
(example 2)
Patty: I had a call with Jane today. She just introduced me to a client that is planning to place a huge order tomorrow. I can't wait to see where my next quarter numbers come in.
Brad: I'd watch out Patty, I just heard Russell on the phone with Jane too. He's been in his office all afternoon stratajizzin' in his pants trying to figure out how he can get a hold of your new client and that big order too.
Prisilla: Do you think Randall's design presentation will be what Tom is looking for?
Bryan: Not even close. He's totally off base, and is taking it too far. He's stratajizzin' all over his idea.
(example 2)
Patty: I had a call with Jane today. She just introduced me to a client that is planning to place a huge order tomorrow. I can't wait to see where my next quarter numbers come in.
Brad: I'd watch out Patty, I just heard Russell on the phone with Jane too. He's been in his office all afternoon stratajizzin' in his pants trying to figure out how he can get a hold of your new client and that big order too.
by FishaDisha August 13, 2010
Get the Stratajizzin' mug.When someone is getting off while planning, or on seeing a carefully laid plan or strategy come to fruition.
Light Yagami was Stratajizzing over how to get L into one of his traps.
My boyfriend was stratajizzing over a fire emblem game.
My boyfriend was stratajizzing over a fire emblem game.
by Tagger nolate May 18, 2023
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