Larry: "Man, you wanna tap dat ass? You just gotta stratejizz!"
Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."
Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."
by Izzybel13 December 18, 2013
(V) The act of preemptively masturbating in pursuit of post-nut clarity.
To purposefully find the answer to a complex question or scenario through post-nut clarity.
To purposefully find the answer to a complex question or scenario through post-nut clarity.
Glad I decided to stratejizz instead of strategize... as soon as I achieved post-nut nirvana, the answer was clear!
by Jacques De Gatineau May 10, 2021