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Strategic Wank 

The act of masturbating to avoid any sexual tension before seeing a person you really shouldn't have sex with.
I had a strategic wank thinking 'bout his mom, before I went to his family house. Certainly helped!
Strategic Wank by vincent9119 April 2, 2013

strategic wanking 

the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion
strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over
strategic wanking by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026