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strap head 

Strap Head is when two women (usually lesbian or bi-sexual) use a strap-on to simulate fellatio. One woman wears the strap-on and another sucks on it, simulating a blowjob.
Jenny and Alice got the strap-on all wet when Alice gave Jenny strap head.
strap head by SynergyFactor December 20, 2009

bra-strap headache syndrome

Chronic pain in the back of the neck muscles that radiates to the top of the head. A result of tight-fitting brassier worn (normally...), by women.
Other similiar weird syndromes that are related to bra-strap headache syndrome:

-Tight pants syndrome: abdominal discomfort/ bleeding/ heart burn caused by tight-fitting pants that might rupture an artery or build up acid-reflux from pushing into the wall of the stomach.
-Sunglasses syndrome: numbness and tingling feeling between the eyes that gradually spreads to the nose and upper mouth.
-Seat-belt syndrome: similiar in cause to economic-class syndrome, but is caused from seatbelts that tighten on around the hip area in case of emergency landings or a crash that finally destroy a vital internal organ.

straw head 

Someone who consumes the ground up, usually dried poppy plant, (the pods and/or stems) to get an opium buzz
If you think you won't get hooked on opium by just being a straw head then you're wrong.
straw head by mostlybored March 8, 2004

straw head 

He' s not into rock, he's a straw head
straw head by Cromwellian November 17, 2016

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026