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familiar stranger

When one partner sits on their own hand until it is numb, and then proceeds to give the other partner a hand-job.
Person 1: Xavier took me out last night, but when we were getting to his apartment my period started.

Person 2: How did that end up going?

Person 1: I gave him a familiar stranger while he drove me home.
familiar stranger by DARK_iCE February 21, 2011

familiar stranger

When a male's genitals have become numb from activities such as riding a bike or a motorcycle for extended amounts of time and then the subject attempts to intimately pet himself.

It feels like you're jacking-off another man, albeit, it's your own member.
Wow, that was a hell of a bike ride, I think I'm going to get home and shower with a familiar stranger.
familiar stranger by growernotashower September 21, 2009

Familiar Strange 

The act of cheating on your significant other with the same person (or persons) consistently.
J-Dizzle been hittin' that Familiar Strange for a coupe of years now. Meanwhile, his baby mama back at da house gettin' her some Familiar Strange from the mailman, D-Rod.
Familiar Strange by Pshur November 17, 2017

The Familiar Stranger 

When you sit on a hard, wooden chair until your ass falls asleep so that your buddy can rail you from behind without it being gay.
Yo, Martin gave me The Familiar Stranger last night and was courteous enough to toss a dish rag underneath for the leaks. I like that guy!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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