straight curious

A straight curious guy usually is cool with masturbating with another guy. This includes watching and/or lending a hand. He still likes women but wants to bond with a guy without having sex and being construed as bisexual or gay.

My buddy and I both like to jack off while we're watching porn.

straight curious by Rod September 16, 2004

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straight curious

a man coming to terms with his sexual orientation but rejects the notion of anything gay serious. Often its a male failing to acknowledge that he's gay curious in his hetero-normative bubble.

Hey man, Im straight curious about going down on your dick but we can't let the girlfriend know this.

straight curious by Cardholer91 February 22, 2015

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straight curious

Having fun with dick isn't always gay... sometimes it's 98% straight. If you are straight curious you love girls and date only girls. but.... every once and a while you give in and let a dude suck your dick or you suck his. You are not gay if you are friends. You are friends messing around... not dating.

I'm not gay... I'm straight curious!

straight curious by Playing with dick isn't gay June 2, 2016

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straight curious

a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women

alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny

straight curious by aiden6969 November 18, 2023

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straight-curious

As Bi-curious is for straight people also somewhat interested in the same gender,
Straight-curious is being gay and having a slight interest in the opposite sex.

I'm not totally gay, I'm straight-curious!

straight-curious by Tha Bo$$, The Legend February 21, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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