sometimer 

Fake people who pretend to like you when in reality they hate you and will use you for what you can do for them.
they are cool with you some times, some times they are not

Look at that sometimer over there- He asked me for a ride to the club last week but now he acts like he doesnt know me.

sometimer by Ced F. February 13, 2005

sometimer 

a guy/girl of romantic interest who only calls/texts/emails, etc. when it's convenient or when they 'happen' to be in the neighborhood.

Marc hasn't called me in 3 months, but he texted me last night because he happened to be at a bar across the street with his friends. What a fuckin sometimer.

sometimer by fistpumpin' boots March 7, 2010

Sometimer 

A person who forget half the things not all the things like Alzheimer’s

Mrs. W: I can’t remeber what else I ate today
Everyone: Wow she has Alzheimer’s
Mrs. W: No! It’s sometimers!!

Sometimer by EiceCream May 16, 2018

Sometimer's 

People who come and go in your life at their convenience, surface people...

Who needs sometimer's in their life.. NOT<ME

Sometimer's by NY-Princezz August 19, 2013

It really do be like that sometimes 

Sometimes, you just do something, and your friend asks a question. “It really do be like that sometimes” is a good response.

“Why is the baby hanging from the roof?”

“It really do be like that sometimes”

It really do be like that sometimes by GodLikeAbu July 20, 2018

Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes

A phrase used in response to someone who is disappointed in a thing that turns out to be underwhelming and bad/mediocre to assure them that can just be how things go sometimes.

"This game is an unfinished mess. Why would they remove even the basic elements of a first person shooter?"
"Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes"

Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes by q543frodomar January 16, 2022

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. 

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.

You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. by Will Sargent January 24, 2005