Stovepipe

When the partially ejected brass case of a bullet gets lodged in between a gun's bolt and receiver, preventing practically any forward or reward movement of the bolt, and resulting in a jam from hell.
"Rack the slide, man."
"I can't, it's stovepiped. Get me a stick to pry it out with, stat!"
by pac103 May 17, 2007
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A temporary view the anus takes after the act of anal sex. When the penis (or penis shaped device) is pulled out of the ass, the anus is sometimes left temporarily gaping wide open. This allows for a clear view into the ass thus creating the affect you might get when looking down a stovepipe.

After a few seconds the anus will usually contract back to normal shape.
Millie: Holy cow, after finding my mom's video tapes in her closet. I watched my Dad totally stovepiped her. I mean it looked like you could see all the way to China. No wonder my Mom was walking funny the next day.
Holly: You're Dad is totally hot. He could stovepipe me anyday.
Millie: I'll ask. Maybe my Mom could film it.
by Ted Hollister April 22, 2011
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The act of highly inspired and brutal sodomization.
I'm gonna stovepipe you like a catholic schoolboy at confession.
by Obis November 18, 2004
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Stovepiping

The act of an uncircumsized man stretching his foreskin over the tip of a circumsized mans penis resembling how stovepipe is put together.
I caught them stovepiping and damn near puked but at the same time I kind of felt left out...
by RigPig January 17, 2011
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Popular size of beer that comes in a tall, wide can. Usually 24 oz. or more. Sold individually, and by the case.
Dude, all i had to do was move that guy's couch. I got a stovepipe out of it.
by ss74 June 26, 2010
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I robbed Earl's Liqour Store with my 12 gauge stovepipe yesterday!
by Calvin B. January 01, 2006
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Stovepipe

When one wears overalls or one piece outfit and farts, thus resulting in said person receiving a heavy dose of self flatulence
That dirty fuck Jake always wears his overalls on Taco Bell day because he likes to stovepipe himself. Some people love the smell of their own cooking
by Bobby Bushé January 23, 2020
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