Stovepiped

When you put a cat or other animal in your sweater, they fart, and the smell wafts up through the neck hole. A reverse dutch oven.

I was sitting on the couch, cuddling with my cat in my hoodie when I smelled something horrible. That's when I realized the bitch stovepiped me!

by PFC-Suzuki March 2, 2016

Scottish Stovepipe

When one gentleman injects Scotch Whisky down his urethra and then proceeds to blast the Scotch Whisky and semen into another gentleman's rectal cavity.

Hey Hoff, we have all of this Islay Scotch Whiskey left over and it's way to smokey and peaty for me. What should we do with it? Oh I know! Give me a "Scottish Stovepipe" bro!

by randledw September 19, 2013

dutch stovepipe

The act of farting in a Snuggie and putting the sleeve in someone's face for them to smell it.

Jimmy just farted in his snuggie and gave his wife a Dutch Stovepipe.

by chefjiz October 1, 2009

stove piped your sister

To have meaningful sex with ones sister.

i.e. Hey ziggy, I stove piped your sister last night and she loved it.

by Stove piped your sister April 13, 2015

Stovepipe

When the partially ejected brass case of a bullet gets lodged in between a gun's bolt and receiver, preventing practically any forward or reward movement of the bolt, and resulting in a jam from hell.

"Rack the slide, man."
"I can't, it's stovepiped. Get me a stick to pry it out with, stat!"

by pac103 May 16, 2007

stovepipe

A temporary view the anus takes after the act of anal sex. When the penis (or penis shaped device) is pulled out of the ass, the anus is sometimes left temporarily gaping wide open. This allows for a clear view into the ass thus creating the affect you might get when looking down a stovepipe.

After a few seconds the anus will usually contract back to normal shape.

Millie: Holy cow, after finding my mom's video tapes in her closet. I watched my Dad totally stovepiped her. I mean it looked like you could see all the way to China. No wonder my Mom was walking funny the next day.
Holly: You're Dad is totally hot. He could stovepipe me anyday.
Millie: I'll ask. Maybe my Mom could film it.

by Ted Hollister May 13, 2011

stovepipe

The act of highly inspired and brutal sodomization.

I'm gonna stovepipe you like a catholic schoolboy at confession.

by Obis November 18, 2004