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Story it 

To post a photo or video as Instagram story
I liked the photo I decided to story it
Story it by Shadowhunter2020 September 23, 2023
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Toy Story It 

The socially acceptable act of unannouncedly going completely limp like a rag doll, assuming a toy like position just like Andy's toys did when humans were coming, in order to make it seem you dont really exist.

This is useful during an awkward or otherwise unavoidable situation, often when negative attention is focused towards you.
Toy Story It!!

Situation 1
Black guy: "What do you mean "You People"???"
White Guy: *Does a Toy Story*

Situation 2

Girl: "Ahh!! Ewww!! My toilets clogged with a bloody shit."

Other guests: "Pablo was the only one to use the bathroom thus far in this visit..."

Pablo: *Pulls a Toy Story*
Toy Story It by R.B.B. !!! March 29, 2011

Great Story Tell it again 

Phrase used at the end of someone's obnoxiously horrible story by everyone who heard it, in response to its pure stupidity. Almost always accompanied by claps and said in a chant, so it becomes:

"Grrreeaaaaat Story....Tell itttttt again!" (With one clap for each word)
Person 1: So yesterday I went to go get coffee, and it sounded really delicious, but the coffee shop was closed when I got there.

*Pause*

Everyone listening: "Great Story Tell it again" (chant)

it's not a story 

It's not a big deal
I just don't feel like going to the party, it's not a story
it's not a story by Shaz100 November 16, 2014

it's a long story 

A way of saying "I don't want to tell you"
From 'The Fast and The Furious'

'so how d'you know him?'
'It's a long story'
'We've got a 40 mile hike.'
'A business deal went sour,And once I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister'.

That's a good story, tell it again 

Used if someone tells a horrible story. Highly sarcastic.
"So like, I was at the store, and like the guy was all 'So you want paper or plastic' and I was like 'plastic' and like I baught a pack of gum but OMG he's soo hott..."

"That was a good story, tell it again."

It's a Long Story 

Something said by some one when they don't actually want to tell you what happened.
Person #1 - So where were you yesterday?!

Person #2 - It's a Long Story...
It's a Long Story by me218 September 25, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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