remotard

Worse than calling someone a retard, remo or tard. An amalgamation of remo and tard.

short for remedial learning, or one who takes part in this. A slow illiterate retard.

That goddamn remotard! I asked him to do one simple thing and he goes and fogets all about it.

by Smiaras May 06, 2004

gee-eyed

Completely drunk.

He was gee-eyed last night. He ended up puking everywhere

by Smiaras May 06, 2004

leghwand

An amazing peron. A legend.

What a leghwand! He pulled five birds with ease.

by Smiaras May 06, 2004

spater

Slang for later. Direct translation from german.

Spater guys. Zu Spater.

by Smiaras May 06, 2004

mofuck

An abbreviated form of motherfucker

What a mofuck! He stole my wallet!

by Smiaras May 06, 2004

wing commander

A man who leads by example when it comes to women. When approaching a group of women he is the one who does all the talking.broke the ice with this pair of crackers last night, ended up pulling and having a great laugh.

The wing commander

by Smiaras May 06, 2004

hoopies

Horribly thick gold earrings knacker or tinker women wear. Men wear sovereign rings and their girlfriends wear these. Also worn by people with poor taste ie Christina Aguilera

She's wearing a nasty pair of gold hoopies. They're so massive that they're stretching her ear lobes.

by Smiaras May 06, 2004