A vile and unspeakable dump that renders the bathroom uninhabitable for a half hour or longer. The stench from the impact zone is not be limited to the bathroom. It
may linger throughout the house and force retreat to safe,
non-corrupted zones. The vileness scoffs at the opening of any mere window or scent
spray. Total evacuation is the only solution.
Mom (coughing): "
Don't go in the bathroom, Anthony! Your
father dropped a real Sloppenheimer! I wouldn't be surprised if the paint on the walls started peeling!"
Dad: "I am become death. Destroyer of worlds."