Skip to main content

strugenheimer 

the release of constapation! Strugen meaning large amount of suspended fecal matter and Heimer meaning release!!
"John, you haven't been to the bathroom all day." "I know Melissa. i've been constipated all day." "Well, John, let me know when you get that strugenheimer."
strugenheimer by à♂ June 26, 2009

staudenheimer 

The Staudenheimers; a family from Germany who are the loudest and craziest of all. They don’t know how to act when their is a family gathering. The staudenheimers the best family ever
Hey john, did you see what the Staudenheimers did at their party?
staudenheimer by Staudy June 8, 2019

stoppenheimer 

The brakes, in the case of drug addiction.
I need to hit the stoppenheimer on weed.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026