stoopmonkey

this is a person who congregates on their "stoop" leading up stairs to their shack. This occurs normally in poor neighborhoods. stoopmonkey can also be used as a slang word for a black person.

God damn nigga...go back home you stoopmonkey!

stoopmonkey by FLUEHR EATSCOCK May 24, 2006

stoop monkey 

Most likely involving members of the black community "posted up" on their front steps...or "stoop". Usually for a duration of time longer than the normal 8-hour workday. Most likely dressed in white-T's, sometimes involving brown paper bagged 40's, and occassionally joints behind the ear.

"You would not believe how many stoop monkeys are out today"

stoop monkey by K&M est. 2003 August 19, 2008

stonemonkey 

either an actual monkey made from stone, or a person who, while to stoned for speech, resorts to grunts to communicate.

Stoner: Dude, I've got the munchies. Want to go to T-Bell?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: So... ya wanna go?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: You can't move can you?
Stonemonkey: Grunt

stonemonkey by Mysteriouslydelirious April 3, 2009

SpoofMonkey 

What the buzz from doing R22 makes you see

Quit are that fucking spookmonkin'

SpoofMonkey by Show February 3, 2005

Scoopmonkey 

A lover of alcoholic beverages or "scoops", popular slang in Ireland for drinks.

"Seán loves his Guinness. He's a real scoopmonkey"

"Comin out ta Temple Bar for some ridiculously overpriced booze? Ya big scoopmonkey ya"

Scoopmonkey by freeflow October 1, 2015