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stoner thumb 

stoner thumb is the callous that forms on the side of your thumb as a direct result of using a lighter way too much. This usually occurs during long sessions of smoking the herb.
"Son, whats that on your thumb"
"A callous"
"from what?"
"not from my lighter sir"
"really because it looks like you've got a stoner thumb"
stoner thumb by knels October 15, 2009
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stoner thumb 

The term used for the dry, cracked, and dead layer of skin on one's thumb, caused by repeatedly lighting a lighter while getting high.
"Hey Tom, do you think Jack does weed?"
"Well fuck man, you think he gets that stoner thumb from nowhere?"
stoner thumb by Mister #4 August 5, 2005

Stoner's Thumb 

Any burns substained to your fingers typically being the thumb during the act of smoking cannabis due to the way the light is held. The smoker typically does not care or feel the burn so they continue to burn the cannabis and their thumb.
"Dude I was so high this weekend I got wicked stoner's Thumb"

"Guy1: Bro I think you got stoner's Thumb!
Guy2: Dude Just pass the bong"
Stoner's Thumb by Reno-Sean March 1, 2009

stoner's thumb 

A thumb with a tough, dry, outer layer of skin due to any outside force, usually a slight breeze, blowing or moving the flame from a lighter onto the thumb, yielding a tempoary burning thumb and often leaving the thumb tough to the touch.

"Fuck, your car's A/C is giving me stoner's thumb, nig."

"I had a tough time lighting my bowl with that damn wind giving me stoner's thumb."
stoner's thumb by Teepo December 13, 2005

Stoners Thumb 

After lighting so many bowls, flicking your bic' starts to rub your thumb raw.
I got stoner's thumb after using that crappy lighter that kept not lighting. Stoners Thumb.
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