stoned in

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not being able to leave the house bcuz you are too stoned ..similiar in nature to being snowed in or rained in -- except instead of snow or rain impeding your departure it's being too stoned.

ME: Bro, i dont think im gonna make it over ...im stoned in right meow.

OTHER PERSON: no worry, beef curry.

stoned in by skojoe40 August 15, 2010

Words you can keep

Stoned In

Really Really Stoned.

Am stoned in me lad. Am stoned in me.

Stoned In by tezz June 14, 2008

stoned in love

to be under the influence of love; to be in love; to be "drunk" with love

"You're stoned in love, but not with me..."
Chicane feat. Tom Jones - Stoned in love

stoned in love by Luzi April 27, 2006

sword in the stoned

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.

My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.

sword in the stoned by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019

pee is stored in the balls

the only true discovery made in man-kind

Scientist one: I have made a discovery!

Scientist 2: What?

Scientist 1: Pee is stored in the balls!

pee is stored in the balls by Walking Snail February 1, 2018

pee is stored in the balls

God's greatest decision thus far.

Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"

pee is stored in the balls by i eat oranges with the peel July 16, 2021

Pee is stored in the balls

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

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remember pee is stored in the balls

Pee is stored in the balls by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026