stoned in 

not being able to leave the house bcuz you are too stoned ..similiar in nature to being snowed in or rained in -- except instead of snow or rain impeding your departure it's being too stoned.

ME: Bro, i dont think im gonna make it over ...im stoned in right meow.

OTHER PERSON: no worry, beef curry.

stoned in by skojoe40 August 15, 2010

Stoned In 

Really Really Stoned.

Am stoned in me lad. Am stoned in me.

Stoned In by tezz June 14, 2008

stoned in love 

to be under the influence of love; to be in love; to be "drunk" with love

"You're stoned in love, but not with me..."
Chicane feat. Tom Jones - Stoned in love

stoned in love by Luzi April 27, 2006

sword in the stoned 

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.

My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.

sword in the stoned by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019

pee is stored in the balls 

the only true discovery made in man-kind

Scientist one: I have made a discovery!

Scientist 2: What?

Scientist 1: Pee is stored in the balls!

pee is stored in the balls by Walking Snail February 1, 2018

pee is stored in the balls 

God's greatest decision thus far.

Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"

pee is stored in the balls by i eat oranges with the peel July 16, 2021

Pee is stored in the balls 

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

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Pee is stored in the balls by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019