A situation where two or more people get involved in some sort of confrontation that becomes enjoyable to watch by a bystander. The bystander(s) must be completely removed from the situation in order for it to be a true stonegas.
Man, remember those two guys that got into an argument at Walmart last night? Man, that was a stonegas!
A gas stove is a stove that runs on natural gas (propane and butane) or it runs on propane. The gas has ethyl mercaptan which stinks so that you can tell when there's a gas leak. A gas stove is cool! An electric stove is stupid! Electric stoves make food taste like plastic. Gas stoves give food REAL flavor!
Tony: I just cooked rice, beans, spaghetti, and chicken on a gas stove! It's delicious and with real flavor! Not like those stupid electric stoves!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.