stolitz 

an unhealthy relationship between a horny bird and an imp

(from helluva boss)

person 1: "hey, you know about stolitz right?"

person 2: "KNOW ABOUT IT? OF COURSE I DO!"

person 1: "stolas and blitz are so cute together though"

stolitz by cvpiddreamx November 10, 2021

Stolitz 

A toxic (sweet n' sour) relationship between a horny 11ft demon owl prince called Stolas and a money hungry 5ft IMP from hell called Blitzø, whereby Blitz fucks Stolas once a month on the full moon in exchange for Stolas's Grimoire so that Blitz can enter the Mortal realm (our world) and assassinate people for money! This interesting relationship is from a YouTube series called helluvaboss 100/10 ship them and recommend the show!

A: "Do you ship Stolas and Blitzø?"
B: "Of corse, who wouldnt ship a toxic, horny relationship between two demons? Their ship name is Stolitz!

Stolitz by Put_urShlonge_inmy_fannyFlaps February 14, 2023

Stoltzed 

A verb used to describe the past action of having been seduced by the professional rower and olympian Matthew Stoltz. The word is aptly applied to and female (or male) who has fallen prey to his charm, good looks, and unbridled wit, only to later find out they were nothing more than a transient tool to satisfy his narcissistic and insatiable sexual appetite.

Girl: "Yea, I know Matt really well. We dated for a week a few months ago."
Boy: "haha! You THINK you dated him.. You just got Stoltzed!"

Stoltzed by Matthew Loftus January 25, 2008

stoltz

Someone who you love and think is fucking awsome

"wow, your such a stoltz"

stoltz by Stoltz July 15, 2008

Stoltzed 

Getting jerked around, backstabbed, cheated and disrespected, and then being expected to just take it in stride. Named after actor Eric Stoltz, who originally was cast as Marty McFly in "Back to the Future", but after a few weeks was fired and replaced with Michael J. Fox. All of the scenes already filmed with Stoltz were remade with Fox, and Stoltz never got a role that important ever again. Although it can be argued that Fox was a major part of the success of the movie, Eric Stoltz was screwed over and treated like crap by director Robert Zemeckis and producer Steven Spielberg. To get "Stoltzed" is to get backstabbed by somebody you used to respect.

Veteran teacher: " They gave my classroom to the new guy and took Honors Chemistry away from me. Now I'm teaching Earth Science in an unequipped lab with all the kids who flunked out last year. I don't like this new principal, she Stoltzed me."

Stoltzed by griff the great September 23, 2015

Stoltz'd 

It's like being punk'd but its alot cooler.
Stolz in German means proud. So being Stoltz'd is when someone punks you out of pride. The reason you add the T is because you can't say stolz'd, well you can but it sounds gay. Its hard to explain to people its like tell them the definition for "the" you just can't do it without sounding crazy.

Hahah you called me gay, so I stoltz'd you and left you at Best Buy and didn't come get you.

Stoltz'd by David O'Laughlin September 6, 2008

Stoltzing it 

The act of attempting the worst possible solution to a problem, and somehow making it work

Guy1: DUDE! HE IS GUNNA DIVE FOR IT
Guy2: He'll never make it.
Guy1: Maybe if he is stoltzing it.

Stoltzing it by Nephtes July 27, 2014