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stoinkos 

Sex while travelling or living in Greece, Crete, or the Mykonos Islands.
While on vacation in Greece, we had multiple rounds of oral, vaginal and anal stoinkos daily. The locals told us that anal stoinkos is a national pastime.
stoinkos by sbp1029 November 5, 2013
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Stoipuf stoip stoipid Stoic stip stoink stoich Stoinker Stipe Stipid
Abbreviation for Shit Oath I Pissed Meself.

Used to describe an unbelievably funny call or joke.
"Janice is better at basketball than Muz"
"hahaha soipm"
soipm by the__fellas September 5, 2016
When someone acts incredibly cute for no absolute reason.
Rhea was so stipy this morning
Stipy by KetchupBoi3000 October 27, 2020
The act of being calm, silent, and serious. Those who choose to be stoic feel every emotion, yet show none. Never try to manipulate a stoic, because they always know what is going on. Some of the smartest people in the world are stoic. They keep their thoughts and feelings to themselves.

If silence is power, then stoicism is invincibility.
Teacher: You there!

Stoic Student: Yes?

Teacher: You failed your last test!

Stoic Student:......well then, I had better redeem myself soon.
Stoic by TheUnknownPhilosopher April 17, 2013
Someone who does not give a shit about the stupid things in this world that most people care so much about. Stoics do have emotions, but only for the things in this world that really matter. They are the most real people alive.
Group of kids are sitting on a porch. Stoic walks by.

Kid - "Hey man, yur a fuckin faggot an you suck cock!"

Stoic - "Good for you."

Keeps going.
stoic by ski-ski December 28, 2005

Stoichiometry 

In chemistry: The study of, and all things pertaining to, Satan himself.

..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.
Class, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. In order to prepare I must mentally sacrifice all of you to Satan.
Stoichiometry by Alex DeMarz December 18, 2009