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stoinky fingers 

to stimulate a girls clitorus with your fingers
"so did you get any stoinky fingers last night?"
"yeah i gave her the stoinks for a good 15 minutes before she blew me."
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stinky fingers 

when your fingers smell like your anus
fuck me ive got stinky fingers
stinky fingers by loz turner May 1, 2003

Stinky Fingers 

A term associated with a mexican/dominican who has inserted his fingers into a stinky area of a female, (i.e the poopah or the vagina) thus relaying the stink to their fingers. To truly achive the status of "Stinky Fingers," (or "Stinky" for easy everyday use) one must continue touching things with the defication/vaginal discharge covered hands (i.e baseball equipment, other bunk bitches, etc.)

Stinky Fingers Stinky Stinko Stanko Stanky Fingers
Man 1: Thats the kid we call stinky fingers.
Man 2: Eww what a dirty mexican! haha
Man 1: Yeah, I know. He stuck 4 fingers in that fat chicks poon then touched all our gear
Man 2: That bitch had herpes. What an inconsiderate fuckbag.
Stinky Fingers by cp555 November 24, 2010

Stinky pickup fingers 

When you own a pickup truck and proceed to finger your girls vagina inside said pickup truck resulting in stinky pickup fingers.
So i heard Dave got chatting to some drunk slut from the party last night and gave her a ride in his pickup.

Yea, he text me this morning, said he got stinky pickup fingers!

Stinky Finger 

After you've finished finger banging some girl and you can still smell her on your fingers hours later
I tried to bang her, but all I got was some stinky finger.
Stinky Finger by pelissero April 22, 2003

Uncle Stinky Finger 

The act of pooping, dipping tobacco, and beating off... AT THE SAME TIME!!
Everyday I wake up, pull an Uncle Stinky Finger, and then shower and begin my day

Stinky Finger 

A.K.A. a "Bob Schmid" is when you place fresh feces underneath a car door handle. Unknowingly, a victim of a Bob Schmid would sense a feeling on their fingertips and would confirm with a sniff test. At this point, they discover that they have shit on thier hands. Wha Wha Wha
Sending a message to any assholes who park in my lot trying to sell thier cars, Mr. Pissed off smeared his own fresh shit under the door handle.
Guess what? He never parked there again:-)
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