stoflen

some one who looks like, or dresses like a douchebag, but isn't when you get to know them

"I've been hanging out with Tyler alot more lately and he's not that bad"

"What are you saying? He's a stoflen?"

by jkfizzle February 5, 2007

#Stolen Valor

In addition to the Stolen Valor Act of 2013 (Federal law), Stolen Valor (Urban Dictionary) also encompasses the flaunting of prior peacetime military service (by way of hat/cap or other military garb), in order to obtain undeserved social benefits and/or in order to seek admiration, act cool, or be macho. Example: When a prior peacetime service member contracts a serious, sometimes-fatal disease, caused by prior intravenous, illicit drug use and thereafter that service member deceitfully obtains disability benefits from the U.S. Government and later uses a "Disabled Vet" license plate in order to park in handicapped spaces, when that individual's physical limitations are not impaired whatsoever.

Just another case of a parking thief using #Stolen Valor when nothing is wrong with them. A simple case of #Stolen Valor, urban style. He/she is just using #Stolen Valor to get in front of the others. If it were not for his/her #Stolen Valor, he/she would have to wait like the rest of us.

by Unstoppable Karma September 20, 2019

no taste like stolen melon

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!

Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

by I, Wreckerrr July 9, 2021

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

Stolen bike

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.

The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC

by sdkhgas April 19, 2006

Stolen moments

The time when you leave aside work and other daily routines to do something you really care.

Babe, can I steal a hug from you?

But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !

Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments

by Babe01! June 15, 2017

Forte Stollen

A character from the anime, Galaxy Angel. She is obsessed with guns, wears a monocle for god-knows-what-reason, has red hair, and talks like a man. Her last name is also the name of a german pastry. She looks like an anorexic toothpick with breast implants. (as most anime girls do)

I want to grab Forte Stollen's rack, but she'd probably shoot me if I did.

by lolita_strawberry September 9, 2008