stockten
stockten is the nicest person you will ever meat you will have the biggest crush on him hes the life partner you have been waiting for and hes a big trouble maker he has curly hair and big blue eyes
stockten is my crush
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Stockton slap
When nick diaz slaps his opponent in the face during a ufc bout, usually followed by saying "bitch" or "what". Will often yell out "Stockton" or "209" (the area code for Stockton). His brother Nate also occasionally performs the aforementioned slap.
Stockton slap by Jaymz👻 October 21, 2014
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the stockton
"The Stockton" is the seat with extra leg room in an airplane that is hugely desired by traveling audio visual technicians. It received it's name by being secured OFTEN by a gentleman by the name of Wayne Stockton. If you search for #TheStockton you should see a large quantity of photos with bragging rights as to getting that seat.
the stockton by Notorious Chicka August 11, 2017
Stockton Rush
A term used when cost cutting starts compromising safety because someone thinks safety is over-rated and too costly. Named after the Titanic asshole CEO, captain of the OceanGate "Titan" who killed 4 people and himself by being a race to the bottom motherfucker by setting the gold standard for race to the bottom when his submersible imploded 4,000m below the Atlantic Ocean.
Stockton Rush by drot June 22, 2023
John Stockton
Opposite of a cock block. When you pass a potential hook-up-girl to your friend. AKA "make an assist".
Jonk: this chick wants me but you havn't gotten ass in a while. I'll give you a john stockton.
Labe: thanks brah
Labe: thanks brah
John Stockton by The dungallies October 11, 2009
Stockton Rush
To ignore safety measures or cut corners on a project even though the risk of a catastrophic or fatal outcome is high.
I wouldn’t buy that house, the builder Stockton Rushed the deck by using a nailgun instead of bolts. That thing will collapse and kill someone you mark my words.
Stockton Rush by PixieDavison June 22, 2023
Stockton's West Side
The west part of the town that encompasses Louis Park. Louis Park has one way in and one way out and is a rough part of town. The Police have been mandated that when called out to this area two or more units must accompany each other. The reason is shooters were literally hiding in trees aiming right for the incoming Police cars. It is primarily Blood territory. Shootings in this area at least happen three to four times a week.
Stockton's West Side by BinaisfromStocktown September 4, 2012
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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