stockten is the nicest person you will ever meat you will have the biggest crush on him hes the life partner you have been waiting for and hes a big trouble maker he has curly hair and big blue eyes

stockten is my crush

stockten by piggy18 March 1, 2018

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Stockenfreude

The gleeful feeling you get when a stock you sold goes down in price after you sold it.

Look at that smirk on Jenny's face -- she sold her Microsoft stock at $325, and now it's $250. Yeah, she's experiencing stockenfreude.

Stockenfreude by ibiwisi1 January 14, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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