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stockenfreude 

The pleasure you derive from watching a stock drop in price after you've sold it.
John: Wow, I'm so glad I sold that XYZ stock -- it's fallen 10% in the week since I dumped it.

Mary: You've got a case of stockenfreude.
stockenfreude by stockenfreude April 9, 2012
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spockden 

That one spockden on Prospect
spockden by suzziewhatsit January 15, 2004

Stockenauer 

A fag
Anyone with the name Stockenauer is a faggot
Stockenauer by thecoolkid69 December 12, 2011

stockten 

stockten is the nicest person you will ever meat you will have the biggest crush on him hes the life partner you have been waiting for and hes a big trouble maker he has curly hair and big blue eyes
stockten is my crush
stockten by piggy18 March 1, 2018

Stockenfreude 

The gleeful feeling you get when a stock you sold goes down in price after you sold it.
Look at that smirk on Jenny's face -- she sold her Microsoft stock at $325, and now it's $250. Yeah, she's experiencing stockenfreude.
Stockenfreude by ibiwisi1 January 14, 2022

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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