verb: Stockpooling
The act of birthing a monster poo that is the result of having to eat all the food that has reached its use by date caused by hoarding during a crisis
The act of birthing a monster poo that is the result of having to eat all the food that has reached its use by date caused by hoarding during a crisis
-Karen has been in there for over an hour!
-She's stockpooling all the bread she bought at the start of the Covid lockdown
-She's stockpooling all the bread she bought at the start of the Covid lockdown
by catofstealth September 30, 2020
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When you are desperate for a shit on the side of a dual carriageway, so you find the nearest CCTV mast and take a shot underneath it.
I heard that Liam left the yoga studio knowing he needed a dump. Rather than using the toilet there, he decided to go stockporting instead.
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