stockpooling 

verb: Stockpooling

The act of birthing a monster poo that is the result of having to eat all the food that has reached its use by date caused by hoarding during a crisis

-Karen has been in there for over an hour!
-She's stockpooling all the bread she bought at the start of the Covid lockdown

stockpooling by catofstealth September 30, 2020

stockpiling 

the act of not masturbating for a long period of time in order to build up a large amount of sperm to impress your girlfriend with when you first have sex

Dude, I've been stockpiling since i've been going out with Fiona, my balls are ready to burst.

stockpiling by Johhny Big Balls April 21, 2005

Stockporting 

When you are desperate for a shit on the side of a dual carriageway, so you find the nearest CCTV mast and take a shot underneath it.

I heard that Liam left the yoga studio knowing he needed a dump. Rather than using the toilet there, he decided to go stockporting instead.

Stockporting by Meatylump2024 June 22, 2024