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Stinkopotamus

A dog, usually a black lab, that is stinky and fat like a hippotamus. He is sooo cute that real words are enough, you have to make new ones up.
My dog is a stinkopotamus

shankopotamus 

A golfer gravely afflicted by the "s" word of golf--the shanks (i.e., hitting the ball off the hosel of the club, resulting in shots that go pretty much dead right with relatively little distance).
A bad golfer, like from the etrade commercial a shankopotamus
shankopotamus by Stewisawesome February 1, 2009

skankopotamus 

Large-sized, unattractive woman who wears elaborate make-up and dress like they're all that and a bag of chips.

Most often seen in ghetto situations and/or on public transit vehicles like buses and subway cars.

Often found in the company of women who dress like guys because they think it's cool.
Why is that skankopotamus wearing a pink thong on her fat ass? Who's going to hit that shit? ACK!
skankopotamus by Stormcastle June 21, 2011

Stinkapotamus 

A person who has access to a shower, toothbrush, hairbrush, and washing machine, yet severely lacks proper hygiene.
I don`t understand how you can be a stinkapotamus when you make 7 figures.

In elementary school the stinkapotamus will always get bullied.
Stinkapotamus by PThompson92 May 28, 2013

Stankapotamus 

A female condition. When a woman feels both stanky, and fat. Usually around that "time of the month" or just when a woman feels less than desirable.
Mimi: "OMG I feel like such a stankapotamus today...I ate so much at The Bean Barn's bean buffet..."

CiCi: "Oh girl, I feel ya, I'm on the rag and totally feel like a stankapotamus!"

Skankopotamus 

A nasty skank who needs absolute attention, and tries to fuck everyone.
That girl Brandi is such a disgusting skankopotamus, she hates me because I won't fuck her nasty ass.
Skankopotamus by Nutsinabag March 10, 2016
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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