stinkapotomus 

Someone who makes a stink and doesn't own up to it....and possibly blames it on someone else.

Woman: Eeeeeew! What is that smell?
Man: What smell?
Woman: Did you make a stink?
Man: Wasn't me!
Woman: Well, it sure smells like you.
Man: Not me, must have been the dog!
Woman: You're a stinkapotomus!

stinkapotomus by TheWordSmithHousewife July 22, 2009

shankapotomus 

Someone who can't keep the ball in play during a round of golf. Hitting the ball to the extreme right (slice) or extreme left (hook).

Way to go shankapotomus, try keeping it on the fairway next time.

shankapotomus by nonshank-golfer October 31, 2009

Skankapotomus 

Noun used to describe an overweight slutty girl. These girls generally have pretty faces ,but more than the recommended amount of muffin top. Also know as Torrid girls, these girls can be mistaken for pretty while one is hammered. These are known as a "Chubby Chaser's Dream". Much of the time, a skankapotmomus wears loose clothing so one could only notice her massive breasts while hiding their 20 pounds of excess heft. These women are shady and sneaky about their extra lard. Approach with caution and these nuclear bombs will not go off on you. Waking up next to a skankapotomus is like waking up next to a tranny. Fool arounf with caution. Or a girl who is overweight but wears clothes for someone of a smaller staure.

Hey Bill that skankapotomus is perfect for you. YOU CHUBBY CHASER!

Skankapotomus by theNAKEDtruth November 1, 2010

skankapotomus 

1. A fat girl wearing slutty clothes meant for someone of an...ahem...smaller figure. Or worse, a fat girl wearing nothing at all, thinking it's sexy.
2. A girl who could easily wear a size 10 and look better than squeezing into a size 6. See muffin top, gunt, camel toe...you get the picture.

1. Jenn - Oh, Sweet Jesus...look at that fat whore!
Maya - Yeah - she's a total skankapotomus.

2. Jake - Dude, I was totally ridin' Jenn's ass last night.
Kyle - Yeah, she's such a skankapotomus, you wanna strip her just so you don't have to see her fat oozin' out.

skankapotomus by bigrederin February 18, 2008

Stinkapotamus 

A person who has access to a shower, toothbrush, hairbrush, and washing machine, yet severely lacks proper hygiene.

I don`t understand how you can be a stinkapotamus when you make 7 figures.

In elementary school the stinkapotamus will always get bullied.

Stinkapotamus by PThompson92 May 28, 2013

Stankapotamus 

A female condition. When a woman feels both stanky, and fat. Usually around that "time of the month" or just when a woman feels less than desirable.

Mimi: "OMG I feel like such a stankapotamus today...I ate so much at The Bean Barn's bean buffet..."

CiCi: "Oh girl, I feel ya, I'm on the rag and totally feel like a stankapotamus!"

Stankapotamus by Crandom Lugosi May 22, 2012

skankapotomus 

Derogatory term for a female of any race or age, who is tacky and trashy, usually carries a low-class status, has poor hygiene, is slutty, promiscuous, gives it up to everyone and is very fat, overweight or even obese. Usually they are dressed in clothes that are too small, flashy and revelaing of their weight problem, and they think they are hot.

That new girl is a total skankapotomus! She's nothing but a nasty, overweight slut!

skankapotomus by YOHO2 October 16, 2009