stingy ringy

after Lamazon has lost at heads and volleys - the act of dropping his pant to reveal his bare arse wherby all other players may kick the football as hard as they can at it - therby inducing a stingy ring-piece

drop 'em lamazon, mad dave wants a go on yo ass

by bob April 7, 2004

stingy ring

Hot, itchy asshole that results from incomplete ass wiping after dropping a bomb. Extremely common after the Hershey Squirts, and/or doing a lot of walking. Temporarily relieved by picking your ass, which in effect uses your underwear to get in a couple extra wipes (skids don't matter when in this condition). Vaseline can do wonders.

When at an amusement park and you use that shitty T.P. that is like newspaper and none of the shit from your ring sticks to it, then you go out and walk around for hours in the heat. You say to your buddy while picking your crack, "Man I have a Stingy Ring!"

by moe bigsley November 28, 2005

stingy ringer

A person who has a stingy arsehole after a particularly heavy bum session. See flamer

OMG you're such a stingy ringer!!

Your Dad likes men, therefore he is a stingy ringer.

by A full on stingy ringer November 28, 2012

stinky ring

Butthole.

Oh my god! I just farted out of my stinky ring.
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Look guys! I can lick my own stinky ring!
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"My stinky ring, that's a quarter" -21 Savage

by Stinky Ring December 10, 2016

sting ring

Word used in reference to the burning sensation felt in your ass after eating something spicy or drinking a lot.

guy 1: That food was soooooo spicy!
guy 2: Seriously! I'm gonna have wicked bad sting ring tomorrow!

by that one guy over there July 4, 2005

sting ring

burning sphincter from too much pooping or sweating or not enough wiping

Man, I've got sting ring.

by wobblepop June 27, 2008

Sting Ring

The end result of eating spicy food. The stinging sensation, or burning, you feel during a bowel movement

Man, I should have never ate all those red chile enchiladas, I've got sting ring from hell.

by The Mingster April 7, 2007