stingy ring 

Hot, itchy asshole that results from incomplete ass wiping after dropping a bomb. Extremely common after the Hershey Squirts, and/or doing a lot of walking. Temporarily relieved by picking your ass, which in effect uses your underwear to get in a couple extra wipes (skids don't matter when in this condition). Vaseline can do wonders.

When at an amusement park and you use that shitty T.P. that is like newspaper and none of the shit from your ring sticks to it, then you go out and walk around for hours in the heat. You say to your buddy while picking your crack, "Man I have a Stingy Ring!"

stingy ring by moe bigsley November 28, 2005

stinky ring 

Butthole.

Oh my god! I just farted out of my stinky ring.
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Look guys! I can lick my own stinky ring!
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"My stinky ring, that's a quarter" -21 Savage

stinky ring by Stinky Ring December 10, 2016

sting ring

Word used in reference to the burning sensation felt in your ass after eating something spicy or drinking a lot.

guy 1: That food was soooooo spicy!
guy 2: Seriously! I'm gonna have wicked bad sting ring tomorrow!

sting ring by that one guy over there July 4, 2005

sting ring

burning sphincter from too much pooping or sweating or not enough wiping

Man, I've got sting ring.

sting ring by wobblepop June 27, 2008

Sting Ring

The end result of eating spicy food. The stinging sensation, or burning, you feel during a bowel movement

Man, I should have never ate all those red chile enchiladas, I've got sting ring from hell.

Sting Ring by The Mingster April 7, 2007

Sting Ring

When you have eaten too much spicy food, and later when defecating your anus feels like it has been lit on fire.

"Damn, that habanero salsa gave me Sting Ring"

Sting Ring by Trinkles January 18, 2012

stingy ringer 

A person who has a stingy arsehole after a particularly heavy bum session. See flamer

OMG you're such a stingy ringer!!

Your Dad likes men, therefore he is a stingy ringer.

stingy ringer by A full on stingy ringer November 28, 2012