(verb)The act of simultaneously sneezing and passing gas.

(origin)The term was first described by a medial student studying for his medical board who sneezed and passed gas and realized there does not exists a medical term for such a bodily function, he thus coined the term 'sternuflatulation' which is a portmanteau of 'sternutation' and 'flatulation'

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods