A devoted stepmother via marriage or long-term relationship who has become the target for most family disputes that happened before she even came along.
"I don't know about yours, but I hate mine."
"Mine's great. Everybody kindamade her a Stepmartyr, but she's still here."
A comeback that is stronger and better than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined. For best results, use when they are speaking about politics at the dinner table. Even better if they don't even have a step-mom. Just because it has a political use, doesn't mean you can only use it then.
"Them: (insert politician here) and anybody who follows them is a cuck.
You: Yarv stepmommie a commie.
Them: *dies*"
"Friend: ur mom gay You: your'e dad lesbian Friend: your granny tranny You: Yarv stepmommie a commie
Friend: *falls on the floor crying uncontrollably*."