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stefano valentini 

STEFANO VALENTINI HOT-ASS VILLIAN IN THE EVIL WITHIN 2:
5'10
148 lbs.
Italian 🇮🇹

Serial killer photographer
Uses real gore for his photos aka his art
Loves his camera and knife
Can teleport in a blue mist
Wears a navy suit and a red scarf
Has a wide vocabulary
Cute
Has a piece of art named Obscura (As seen in gif)
Fear radiates from you, it's beautiful but not yet finished. I am Stefano and now you are my art.
~Stefano Valentini
stefano valentini by uoYredruM June 14, 2018

dirty stefano 

When a woman sees a man so hot she instantly queefs herself dry
Wow, that hot dude made me dirty Stefano myself so hard
dirty stefano by Spaghettilegs April 4, 2020

Stefanos 

A man who knows everything. He's been on the planet for longer than anyone knows. He has the solution to any problem you can think of. He's the wisest and most generous person who will always see the best in people, sometimes it will get the better of him.
How do I fix this, oh Stefanos will know.
the hottest man on earth. usually italian.

"did you just see stefano?"
"yeah"
"i wanna do him in the shower!"
"alright"
stefano by britt_11 December 11, 2008
My name
Stevano is too perfect for me
any person named stefano is most likely italian and super sexy. wears alot of cologne but his girlfriend loves the smell.he is very tall and has a big italian sausage, amazing blue eyes and blondish hair.his voice is super sexy and gives his girlfriens the chills when she hears it.he can charm any girl cause he knows exacly what to say to melt a girls heart. always wants to fuck though it gets kinda annoying to a girl. has really hairy legs but there nice, plays football and basketball and is really fucking good at it.is totally against smoking weed and other drugs. over all any girl is lucky to get a stefano because they are big masculine manly italian sexy machines that are so very manly but so very gentle to the girl they love.
stefano is an italian guy who can cook and is a wiseguy
stefano by lucky to be in love June 13, 2012
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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