steak curtains

Vagina, labia, vulva

fuck me: Part me steak curtains!

by Jer Koff July 9, 2006

Steam My Curtains

A euphemism for sex.

Variation of "Going Martha Stewart On It"

Chris said he wanted to come over and steam my curtains.

So, does that mean he wants to steam your curtains or, you know, "steam your curtains?"

by Help a Brother Out December 23, 2013