status quoter 

Someone who, uncomfortable with social interaction, copes by communicating with every available cliché they can think of.

"Hi Hank, how's it going?"
"Heyyy Bob...long time no see..i'm not too poor...ya know, can't complain. Keepin' out of trouble, -still doin' a little bit of this and that...gotta make hay while the sun shines, if ya catch my drift...well...gotta shake a leg... -don't be a stranger."

-(Hank is a status quoter)

status quoter by limegreen January 30, 2004

Status Quote 

When someone relentlessly spams your newsfeed on Facebook with quotes or lyrics, rather than being original and insightful.

John "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

Response "Stop with the status quote"

Status Quote by Bagginski March 2, 2010

status quote 

Using a well-known quote or reference from politics, movies, song lyrics or other pop culture for your Facebook status.

John's Facebook status says "It's raining men!!"

He's the king of the status quote.....and obviously horny.

status quote by Fred Ledge November 5, 2011