statuary rape

Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.

Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"

by HRH CTMC December 04, 2010

statuary rape

The act of raping statue's

Hey did you see that huge penis statue over, there well don't take a selfie with it cause if caught you will get statuary rape charges

by heather ovellette January 24, 2015