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Ms. Gonzalez, they want to statementize your witness, please give Ms. Singh the witness' phone number.
by court reporter June 8, 2009
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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”
Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023
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Statementing

When someone strings multiple proclamations together, redundant or independent, when speaking.
Bernadette responded to mom’s lecture with, “Are you almost done statementing?”
by barnacle.bern May 25, 2021
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Statementify

Re-wording a question into a statement.
I am going to statementify the essay question, to use as my thesis statement.
by Man_Person March 16, 2024
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