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state employee 

An individual who is a direct or contractor engaged in employment with any one or several state government offices. Generally, this type of employment is not as challenging as private industry as these employees sit around all day and do very little unless the activity has a direct impact on their pay grade, union membership, or retirement benefits.
A state employee sitting at a desk, collecting a paycheck and watching the clock, reading a newspaper, or online surfing the web while plugged into their IPod.
state employee by buster576 February 4, 2009
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state employee 

unemployed and receiving unemployment check from state, hence becoming a state employee
so, he's a state employee now, eh?
state employee by mypseudonym34324 September 28, 2012

state employee attitude 

1. A negative, curt, or uninterested manner or disposition purported by a state employee towards a civilian/customer.

2. An air of indispensability adopted by state employees chiefly due to an almost nil chance of being terminated.
1. The DMV officer gave me state employee attitude by failing me on my driving test just because I put the radio on.

2. The postal clerk displayed state employee attitute when he threw the package even though it was marked fragile.
state employee attitude by T. - M. November 6, 2008

California State University Employee Union (CSUEU) 

A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!
Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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