Startard

A paying member of a web based discussion forum. Used by the anonymous users of the site due to the star that appears by the name of the Registered and paying forum member.

This new startard ban system is terrible.

Any thread posted by a startard is potentially homogenized propaganda.

The startards are having a field day with their banhammers

I am a startard and I am proud

That Startard banned me from his thread

That startard baned me for no reason

by UnThredded September 23, 2010

startard

When a person is star struck by someone famous and finds that their tongue and mind are tied for words, so they just blurb something out.

Walking along 9th Avenue I overheard a voice I recognized. It was Mark Indelicato (Justin) from 'Ugly Betty'. I had a startard moment. All I could say was, "Mark! Dude. You're so awesome. Thank you." He smiled and said thanks.

by Bobby Whispers April 28, 2010

startard

One who is retarded at ordering at Starbucks.

That person is a startard.

by EwYor Ugly June 29, 2008

Startard

Commonly used to describe vacation photos of fat people, who in turn, look retarded. Picture examples would be holding a starfish ( the 'star' in star tard ), basking in the sun or just taking up half the beach.

" hey man, have you checked out andrew roberts profile pic lately? "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "

" doucher. "

by TopHatVIP_69 May 2, 2009

smartard

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

by lit_af March 2, 2017

Smartarded

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006