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An individual who bases their opinion and perspective of music entirely around the reviews of internet music personality, Anthony Fantano. Deriving from "Stan", based off the obsessive tendencies of the central character in the Eminem song of the same name.
Guy 1: Death Grips make music that is culturally and intellectually significant for American Societ-

Guy 2: Bruh you're just a Stantano, stfu.

stantanning 

a solo or communal activity whereby a hardcore sunbather forgoes the comfort of a sunlounger or towel and stands in a zombie like trance to achieve the best possible tan. usually with legs apart, hands on hips or reading a book. to achieve the stantanning status 8 hours or more is required.
christ have you seen that guy over there?
yeah he is stantanning.
how long has he been like that?
about 9 hours now

Stanistan 

A fictional country created by the Reddit map community, consisting of every country ending in Stan uniting

(Sometimes Pakistan.)
The countries include: Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Pakistan*
Redditor: I believe all Stan countries should unite to make Stanistan
Al-Quaeda: That would cause a civil war
Redditor: who cares
Stanistan by Roasted beans March 1, 2022

stan stan 

A very sexy young human being who everyone looks up to and wants to be.
Woah everyone fancies him, way outta my league. What a sexy stan stan!
stan stan by TheW0rdMaster69 February 14, 2017

stan stan 

A very sexy young human being that everyone looks up to and wants to be.
Woah everyone fancies that guy, he's so amazing. What a sexy stan stan!
stan stan by TheW0rdMaster69 February 14, 2017
Similar to a "stan", a stantan is an overly interested fan who is obsessed with the thing they love.
Rather than just loving a particular celebrity or person, they believe they can do no wrong and hate anyone who says anything bad about them.
"omg becky is such a stantan!"
Stantan by fifipinata October 31, 2015