stannies

Short form for the incredibly popular and basic Adidas Stan Smith tennis shoes, particularly the version with the green accent heel, which is its own category of shoe (but all Stan Smith shoes count as stannies). c.f. Timbs.

I'm probably just gonna wear my stannies to the concert.

stannies by exitvector November 26, 2021

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Stannis The Mannis

Stannis Baratheon, The one true king of the seven kingdoms, the warrior of light, the grammar nazi, the ham.

AKA:

The daughter-burning, brother-slaying, priest-fucking son of a gun.

Old tales say that once you see him in front of you, you start feeling the urge to bend the knee.

"Dany is so boring, we need The Mannis back in our lives! "

*When there's only one slice of pizza left*
-I AM STANNIS THE MANNIS AND THIS IS MINE BY RIGHT.

*When your wife questions your financial decisions*
-Are you really going to waste hundreds of dollars on THAT?
-Thousands.

+Do you know what Stannis said when Ser Davos told him he was going to have less fans if he kept burning people alive?
-No
+Fewer.

Stannis The Mannis by KingOfTheAshes July 31, 2017

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Sannieshof

Sannieshof is a mall farming town situated in North West, South Africa. A town full of so called "eminent people" or stuck up people who will gossip about you behind your back and will waste R100 petrol to save R4 on a product. These people are very two-faced and would not mind to bad-mouth you behind your back after they pretend to be nice to you. These small town people are the worst kind.

I am going to Sannieshof to visit my grandmother.

Sannieshof by Smalltowner December 31, 2012