Stanley Kubrick 

The greatest filmmaker who ever lived, or at least one of them. The director and visionary behind such masterpieces as 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange and Full Metal Jacket.

In the world of cinema, Stanley Kubrick is God

Stanley Kubrick by Jules Carrozza April 8, 2004

Stanley Kubrick 

To beat someone unconscious with a bust of a penis, and then proceed to sodomize them with a telescope.

It is essentially a sexual position - of course done consensually - that is a montage of Stanley Kubrick's movies.

Alex: Okay my droogies, now here was the lowdown...I met this fine yenta outside the Korova Milkbar, and I broke the fourth wall by Stanley Kubricking her.

Stanley Kubrick by Cockdriller March 11, 2010

stanley kubrick 

The most overrated film maker ever, ever.

French cinephile: I love Stanley Kubrick's films, all of them!
Human being: Your self inflated ego is the only thing in the world that can match his film, little to brag about.

stanley kubrick by Riez November 3, 2007

Stanley Kubrick 

There was never a fart joke in his movie so he ain’t that special

Me watching 2001: a space odyssey

Me: we’re is the funny fart jokes? Screw Stanley Kubrick

Stanley Kubrick by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022

Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing 

From 1945 to 1991 there was the Cold War between the United States, NATO, and the Western world and the Soviet Union, Comintern in Asia, and the Warsaw Pact in Europe.
In 1968, Stanley Kubrick released 2001:A Space Oddesy.
Meanwhile the Space Race was going on between the USA and the USSR, with the Soviets having major wins, leading to the US becoming desperate to get a major win.
Now, here's where we get crazy, because this theory states that the US gov, seeing Kubrick's wonderful job filming space, hired Stanley Kubrick to film the Moon Landing, giving the US a false major win over the Soviets.
There's even a video released after Kubrick's death of him confessing to it.

Now for the debunking.
First off, no member of the world at large had seen video of space, meaning he could've made it look however, and you have to keep in mind this is Kubrick that we're talking about. His films are incredibly well-made with dozens upon dozens of retakes until it's perfect, not to mention the director and extended editions, while the Moon Landing has bad audio and video quality, is short, is fuzzy, and is the polar oppisite of Kubrick's works.
Now at this point you may be thinking "But my name, you said there's video of him confessing to it", well, that video is quite easy to be proven as a hoax -- made by a random guy who moderately looks like 1990s Kubrick --, simple as.
As to why this easily-disprovable conspiracy began, well, that is something I'm still pondering, myself.

Reddit Conspiracy Theorist: Hey man, y'know Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing?!
You, an intellectual: Don't be a fool; everyone knows Hitchcock filmed it
This was originally about 2,400 characters, but I needed to revise it to just 1,500 to publish it, so it's not as enticing, not as in depth, nor does it explain what nations were even in the Comintern or Warsaw Pact, but i encourage you to watch a video on YouTube about this by The Why Files

Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing by That Guy Who Knows Random Shit June 21, 2024